Panties-Who Needs Them

I"m surprised that Victoria Secrets hasn't come up with a way to market their shopping bags for sale. Women use them to put their lunches, hold their books and other miscellaneous things. It just seems like a classy way to carry around your stuff and the other benefit is you associate women with wearing the underwear when you see the bag, and you immedietely imagine what underwear they're wearing. The bags are basically free advertising for VC not that they need it. God, if women revolted and decided to stop wearing underwear the way God intended it, VC would go out of business in a heartbeat. There are somethings we just don't need, and panties I"m sure most men would agree is one of them.

4-20-06
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