Culture of Useless Celebrity Whores

Everyone deserves their15 minutes of Andy Warhol fame, but MY GOD do we deserve to be force fed with these no talent celebrity whores everyday of our fucking lives who have absolutely no talent, and for the life of me I don’t see why so much time is spent on their every fucking move. Are our lives so useless and pathetic that we need to make ourselves feel better by watching these celebrity whores primp and preen their useless existence and no talent asses in front of us daily? I could name a litany of these male and females whores who daily beg us to love me, look at me, see how beautiful and vapid I am-MY GOD. The media should target one useless celebrity a week and declare it to be “Because you’re untalented-no coverage for you week” those celebrities would lose their fucking minds. See how quickly they shut the fuck up about being hounded by the press. After that week of being unimportant in this cultural malaise their ego might be put in check. I know that there are the upper echelon celebrities, “ the human Gods of our society” that are virtually hounded night and day, and for them I have sympathy. The no-talented hacks, well, you should be happy that you haven’t been discovered as being a no talent celebrity, which is probably an oxymoron. I remember Oprah asked this so called “celebrity” what are you famous for? GREAT FUCKING QUESTION MISS OPRAH. This “celebrity” looked stunned for a moment as if the question didn’t make any sense. What is YOUR talent, Miss Oprah asks her? Ha!! I thought to myself finally someone asks one of these useless vapid celebrities for their resume. Well, Miss Celebrity says, my daddy is famous and I guess I know famous people. EUREKA!!! America’s light bulbs should have gone off and begin wondering why we worship at the altar of these hacks. But, sadly no. The hacks are still out there and multiplying like germs everyday. So it goes according to my boy, Kurt Vonnegut.

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